I know you have all been waiting a formal update to the Feb 2020 "suspected outbreak" situation. We appreciate this has taken some time for us to scientifically resolve to everyone's satisfaction. My team assures me that the situation is now under control, I am currently awaiting a full report which I will relay to you shortly. This appears likely not to be an apocalypse level situation.
The hyper-quantum algorithm that runs the ZombieClock is currently being reset. Expect this to resume shortly as we start to gather more data.
Thank you for your time and I am currently available for your questions, scientific or otherwise.
Would be nice to wake up one morning and there be zombies. The world was always a mess between countries wanting to have nuclear warfare or create viruses. Let zombies take over and there - population control.
"Scientific" wonder how far the creations have come along. Science, research, study they are all interesting. Wonder how far Project Z will get.
Will it start small then end up worldwide or will it go quicker? Due to some people saying "hi, oh man you don't look so good lets get you to the doctor." Gets bit or scratched then ends up on the infected ones.
If it ends like that, science - sit back from afar with sniper rifle or binoculars and see what happens (keeping an eye on the infected one to see how long it takes for them to become an undead).
We are currently wrapping up the current situation and expect to have a summary alongside a full scientifical quantum restart of the zombie clock apparatus underway shortly. All is well. The situation has been contained in a most scientifically satisfactory way.